memoir part 2

 

Other avenues of seeing my life

A: a catastrophic failure can't keep a job or a friend.

B: supreme success with a gazillion lifelong friendships, part of a happy healthy dynasty family and awe inspiring CV.

C: Non stop joke because of a brain problem.

D: Being a funny person in a quite funny world.

Other things I can say

It is so hilarious to be me that I often think I am being rude by laughing or even looking insane while laughing because just today I had such an in depth detailed conversation about dog poo that I just found it funny to be in.

I am detail oriented and also keep a view of the bigger picture. I do like to be eating cake but I also prefer eating a tasty pastry. I like Gregg's vegan sausage roll a lot and I beelieve it to have chhanged and revolutionise the entire food industry.

I enjoy being a pretend spy in an airport because some people in the after security waiting room look like a spy sometimes. So then I get fashion inspired and I actually became a ninja as a child, to this day no one knows I stayed up past my bedtime watching a grown up film from behind the couch except the dog smelled me but kept it a secret.

I enjoy being in the library and going on a book adventure because words can be put together in ever so many varied ways I just adore a huge vast library a lot. A small library is also nice and I must admit that ever since book swaps appeared everywhere I have been collecting books for free and only put one in at only one location.

I am incapable of doing anything whatsoever to an ana anything degree because people don't even react when I tell them my idea and usually they then rob it and give me no credit.

I prayed age 5 and then had no prayer answered until age 24 when I received a baffling vision which made me think I had gone insane and then age 31 a multiyear vision began and currently I am audiosurroundsound vision type prayer. I get the impression they're really looking after me and that something might have gone really awry in my life but it's also nice to be communicating with the deities.I am their current real emissaryon Earth.