Christmas poem

Jingling bells

Children singing 

Frosty nights 

Pillows ringing 

For adults too

It's Christmas lore

When aunty Jane 

Started to snore

Thoughts on our minds

The whole year is ending 

Next season on Netflix 

Will be mindbending

Leave your worries

At the kitchen door

For even jesus 

Slept with a whore

Presents packed

Good time for cheersing

Get the brewsjies out 

Champagne doolie!