letter to Elon musk

Dear monsieur,

You might not know me very well but I am actually an avid supporter of yours entirely. I can only imagine the stressors of being top of the world, my stressors are being misunderstood and given the wrong cheese (also dog farts). But I hope you would agree to a trial date, because according to my personal algorithm, we are entirely compatible. I hereby swear to never ask you for money, it's not about that or the power or the fame. I even wish you were working in my local boulangerie because that would make life so much simpler.

I watch your interviews and i think "that's a very big tortured heart, maybe I'm not the only one misunderstood".

I read your x posts and i think "what quirky thought has entranced his vast mind today?"

So please understand I have been not settling for less than perfect if I am ever to marry so I would at least like to interview you for the role of husband. 

Yours sincerely, 

Elizabeth