poem

Elon

My heart is actually for him 

His big doe eyes and goofy serious smile

His playful use of statistics 

His dreamy dreamy rocket ideas

How tesla rocks my boat

His dress sense!

A certain, je ne sais quo, 

In that he's always formal 

Even when challenging Zuckerberg 

To a certain lunacy 

Of a very Elon flavour 

His bad jokes

His serious quotes:

I think it's possible for

Ordinary people to choose to be 

Extraordinary. 

Genius man. 

Rising above the chaff, 

Letting his temper run amok

That maybe that only I can stop 

Really giving in to the darkness

Which makes me sad

Because 

He should have a life of joy. 

And the worst he's ever done

Is a brutal spring cleaning 

Despite 

Infamy, 

Wrongly appointed.