my favourite story today... 😻💗🐩🎠🛵

A lady rode to town on her moped and came face to face with the sheriff. Despite her dark skin, he moved aside, doffing his cap and said "g'day ma'am".

She thus cavorted as was her usual way, to paint the town red, using deluxe spray paint cannisters. When she had concluded she went home to her viennese poodle.